Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back.
We're lost, but we are making good time.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today, and we don't know where the hell she is.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans.
I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of coure not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he have me a technical. You can't trust em.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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