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Motivational and Inspirational Quotes

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Groucho Marx
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Mark Twain
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.
George Burns
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
Unknown Author
Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn't expect to be paid back.
Yogi Berra
We're lost, but we are making good time.
Ellen DeGeneres
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Quentin Crisp
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Ronald Reagan
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans.
Jim Valvano
I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of coure not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he have me a technical. You can't trust em.
Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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