There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison -- if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Never make the same mistake twice or you'll never get around to all of them.
We are all here for a spell. Get all the good laughs you can.
It takes seventy-two muscles to frown, but only thirteen to smile.
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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