Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you.
Shirley Temple Black
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, its just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.
Abigail Van Buren
If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us ... we would all be millionaires.
Everyone knows what a hypocrite is. . . . That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR.
Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.
People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they're exactly like the old ones.
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