Start off overy day with a smile and get it over with.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Nothing recedes like success.
When in charge ponder. When in trouble delegate. When in doubt mumble.
Laurence J. Peter
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Arthur C. Clarke
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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