I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
No one needs a vacation more than the person who just had one.
Submitted By Gregory W. Seker
There are only 2 types of computers in the world: Those that waste your precious time and those that waste your precious time faster.
For fast acting relief try slowing down.
P. J. O'Rourke
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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