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Motivational and Inspirational Quotes

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Groucho Marx
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Henny Youngman
I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.
Douglas Adams
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Charlie McCarthy
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Robert Orben
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Ellen Degeneres
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Unknown Author
No one needs a vacation more than the person who just had one.
Submitted By Gregory W. Seker
There are only 2 types of computers in the world: Those that waste your precious time and those that waste your precious time faster.
Lily Tomlin
For fast acting relief try slowing down.
P. J. O'Rourke
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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