The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Arnold H. Glasgow
A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.
I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did.
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.
Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
USA Today has come out with a new survey: apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Herbert Clark Hoover
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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