For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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