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Groucho Marx
Look at me. I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Erma Bombeck
All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Fred Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Yogi Berra
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Erma Bombeck
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
M. Grundler
It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
W. C. Fields
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
Jay Leno
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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